Happy #Nationaltoiletpaperday!
(August 26th!)
Yes, it’s a real holiday.
and toilet paper is not only a big thing in my life,
but a big thing in my book.
Let’s start with the book.
Check out this awesomely illustrated page by Kaylani Juanita.
The girl is SLIDING DOWN TOILET PAPER!
And take a CLOSE look.
See the way the toilet paper is coming off the roll?
It’s the RIGHT WAY!
Yes, science has proven it’s the best way.
There are articles.
I am not making this up.
Something else I’m not making up?
Danny and I both talked about toilet paper
in our wedding vows!
Yup.
Without consulting each other.
Because we both feel so strongly about our toilet paper preference.
I’m an “over” and I’m right;
he and his ENTIRE FAMILY are “unders” aka, wrong.
I love him anyway.
But it’s so disorienting to visit his family’s bathrooms because of this!
In our house we solve it with this simple rule:
if you put the new roll on,
you choose the direction.
So far, so good.
Though you know I’m secretly training Rosemary
to prefer toilet paper the RIGHT way!
