Manic Mondays #4: Take me out to the ballgame, Billy!

This week is a special edition of Manic Mondays, inspired by Billy Davis’s upcoming birthday!
We all know that the best people are born in April (sorry Dave and Debbie) and we wanted to do something for Billy for his birthday.

Since he clearly like baseball:

Little baseball Billy with the Christmas Loofah.
And the swing, slightly more grown up, no loofah, picture by our sister!

…..we decided we would use take me out to the ballgame as inspiration but instead use the first line:

Happy Birthday to Billy.

Here’s what we came up with:

Dear Billy

Happy Birthday to Billy,
Happy Birthday to me;
Write some poems that are about me,
I don’t care if they suck badly,
Let me root, root, root, for quality,
If that doesn’t happen, oh well,
For its one, two, three, poems that,
Are, all about me.
VERSUS!
Stomach of Steel/Garbage Gut
Happy Birthday to Billy,
Happy Birthday to me,
Buy me some pizza and ice cream cake,
lots of ice cream and a double thick shake,
let me eat, eat , eat for the whole day,
If I get sick it’s a shame,
for it’s one, two, three pints of ice cream,
to live up to my garbage gut fame.
and also VERSUS!Operation!

Happy Birthday to Billy,
25 years, I’m so proud!
My birthday suit’s underwear, with no shirt,
Pants fitting so tight you’d swear it must hurt!
Now it’s scoot, scoot scoot to the Roadhouse,
Come get some peanuts today…
I’ve got one, too, many degrees,
but that’s more….than…Dave!

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Thanks for reading and thanks for voting and thanks for coming by for some fun!
More fun coming soon…after the move!

KE

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